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China Dead Fish Story Stinks in More Ways than One

 photo from AP (although Esquire listed Twitter)

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Nothing to See Here, Just 35 Tons of Dead Fish from a Chinese Lake

by Esquire 

 

FN Rating: Rotten fin-rotten


It seems a bunch of herring were swimming in a tidal river when they got sucked up by a pumping station and dumped into freshwater Hongcheng lake in Haikou, in China. Officials say the change salinity killed the fish, and we believe them because most herring will die if you just look at them funny.  The fish kill appears to be man-made, yet another reason not to dam rivers. The story did not name the fish, but based on the description, pictures, and our Google machines, we think the fish are Richardson’s sardinella (Sardinella richardsoni)

Our favorite parts of this story

  • “The fish were then incinerated so that locals could not sell them at market. ”  – From the real pictures of the event, the fish actually look pretty fresh.  maybe the city was just treating everyone to a 35 ton fish BBQ.  They also said that it was not a pollution issue, but now that they burned them it will just add to China’s air quality issues.
  • “They got sucked into a pumping system and dumped into the lake” – that literally sucks if you were the fish.
  • “Authorities claimed that salinity levels, not pollution, killed the fish” – too much sodium, not good for you.
  •   – this picture earned this story a FN Rotten score.  It  is actually of a guy scooping up dead fish in 2007 from a completely different lake. Note the species of carp in the net. Not dead herring. Plus these fish are way more rotten than the ones in they were picking up.


 Cross-Check

“white and yellow fish were members of the herring family”. – 35 Tons of Dead Fish Appear in China Lake, Time

Daily Mail UK had much better pictures:


 

 

Dead Guy Catches Giant Carp

courtesy of http://www.telegraph.co.uk/


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Fishermen Use Dead Friend’s Ashes to Catch 180-Pound Carp in His Memory

by 5:40 PM EDT, April 29, 2016

 


Two friends travel to Thailand to catch big fish, even though their friend died of cancer. To honor the dead friend, the mixed his ashes into boilies (carp dough balls) and caught a giant Siamese Carp (Catlocarpio siamensis)

Our favorite parts of this story

  • using the ashes of their dead friend they made a bait called “Purple Ronnie”.
  • 180-pound Siamese carp
  • “Tight lines Ron — I’m sure you will be looking down on us having good fishing on the best lake in the world.”


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“. I wouldn’t be sad if some of my ashes ended up in a mako chum slick, or stuffed into a smallmouth tube and used to rip some lips on a buddy’s boat. “

 

 

Herpes to bring about carp-aggedon down under

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It’s Fish Versus Herpes In Australian Invasive Species Showdown

by Jed Oelbaum, in The Daily Good

 


 

Rough fish get no respect, as evidenced by the most recent control method proposed in Australia for invasive common carp. Herpes are being called upon to afflict the big minnow and reduce its numbers.

The story cites that common carp “comprise up to 90 percent of the fish biomass in parts of the Basin.” Ok, that is bad. But do we really want to release herpes to fight them? This idea is coming from the same people that brought you the cane toad.

We think it is too risky (understand that we know nothing about the science behind this proposal). Instead we think Australians need to embrace the carp instead of making an enemy of it. Just eat them. They are, after all, a favorite food fish in Europe and Asia.

Our favorite parts of this story

  • “herpes versus carp. “
  • The herpes plan is “incredibly important because we are afflicted in this nation with these disgusting mud-sucking creatures, ” said Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce
  • Being referred to as “carp-aggedon”, with up to 2 million tons of carp killed.
  • I think a river full of dead carp is not going to be fantastic for business,” Robert Hughes, houseboat operator
  • This video: [vsw id="https://youtu.be/qp6JzYyNo30" source="youtube" width="425" height="344" autoplay="no"]


 Cross-Check

from Australia commits $15m in bid to eradicate carp using herpes virus, Melissa Davey, The Guardian

‘The virus affects the carp’s skin and kidneys, takes about seven days to have a noticeable effect and, once it takes hold, usually kills the fish within 24 hours.”


 

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Throw Your Mullet in the Air, Like You Just Don’t Care

picture courtesy of Flora-Bama Lounge and Oyster Bar

picture courtesy of Flora-Bama Lounge and Oyster Bar

Yep, mullet throwing is a thing. According to the Flora-Bama Lounge and Oyster Bar website, a portion of the $15 fish flinging fee goes to local school education and prevention programs “to address drug and alcohol abuse, tobacco, mental health issues and violence.”  It is an interstate event, where people stand in a circle in Florida and fling a dead Mugil cephalus, i.e. flathead grey mullet, as far as they can into Alabama.

As Fish Nerds, we suggest that other states get into the action.

  • Manhattanites in New York could catapult crappie into New Jersey because they always crap on New Jersey.
  • Residents of Kansas could chuck bigmouth buffalo at cornhuskers in Nebraska (in honor of the beloved bison).
  •  Volunteers from Tennessee could throw rainbow darters at Mississippians just to tick off the gay-haters.

Our favorite parts of this story

  • Each year, the event raises over $20,000.
  • The lucky winners get a trophy and a gift certificate and “any other crap we find laying around”
  • More than 35,000 people from all over the country are believed to have participated in the three-day fish fling.
  • Fish are reused—until they can’t be


 

 

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35,000 People Gathered to Throw Dead Fish on a Beach This Weekend

 


 

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Commercial fishing bigmouth buffalo and common carp

ScreenClipMinnesota has a big freshwater commercial fishery for bigmouth buffalo and common carp – who knew.  Minnesota’s West Central Tribune reported the story and followed a crew from “Mike’s Rough Fish”. The word is the harvest is dropping. Yearly Minnesota use to harvest 6-7 million pounds of buffalo and carp. Now they are around 2 million. The season is only in March to May, when the walleye season is closed.

Our favorite parts of this story

  • Kandiyohi is from the Native American Dakota language and it means “where the buffalo fish come.’’
  • One crew catches about 20,000 lbs of buffalo in a morning
  • They truck them live to Chinatown in New York (Dave has seen live bigmouth buffalo in Boston’s Chinatown.  Were they from Minnestota?)
  • Carp are sent to New Jersey to be turned into gefilte fish. (We just read a story about gefilte fish in the New York Times)
  • Carp eggs and milt are sold as “poor man’s caviar” (how poor do you have to be to eat milt?)
  • Carp pituitary glands are sold to fish farms (used to stimulate spawning)
  • Nets can cost $20,000 each (related Bill Nye Made a $20,000 Bet to Shut Up Climate Change Deniers)


 

 

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Where buffalo fish swim, nets follow

 


 

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Fish are abducted and probed!

Tagged SA king recaptured at Coffs

Over 370 days later, Gerard Billing recaptured the fish at South Solitary Island, off Coffs Harbour in northern NSW – around 1450 nautical miles from its original …
From the Fish’s Perspective A king fish in Australia claims he has been abducted twice over the past year.  “The first time I was swimming near Port Augusta when I was pulled toward the surface by this hideous hairy thing. It took some measurements and then probed me with this tag.  Well, after I escaped I high tailed it out of there and swam about 1500 miles away. But that was not far enough. They found me again.”